Over on Tom Wark's Fermentation blog he is taking nominations for his new "American Wine Blog Awards" - a very cool thing, and this very blog has been nominated as Best Winery Blog!
So I'm, like, doing the right thing by trying to nominate someone, and then Josh over at Pinotblogger comes back at me with:
"Hey El Jefe, whats up with Calaveras County banning the street side sale of kittens? That's how my wife and I got our pussy. For shame!"
Well, I thought this was clearly a misuse of Tom's blog, and I said so:
"Really Josh - I don't think this is the appropriate forum to discuss where you and your wife get pussy..."
To which Josh replied:
"El jefe going right for the gutter, as usual. I suppose one can only expect ad hominem attacks when confronted with the indefensible banning of street side kitten sales. :P"
When it comes to getting pussy, I have gone to the gutter, thank you very much. In the upper left that's Vinnie. We found her in the gutter outside V Restaurant here in Murphys one night a few months ago. Pretty hot stuff, isn't she?
We've also picked up good pussy in hotel bars. To the lower right is Mokie, who we found in the bar at the Hotel Leger in Mokelumne Hill. Some mighty fine pussy, wouldn't you agree?
I can't really comment on what led the County Supes to waste their time on banning supermarket and street corner pussy. Josh, I guess you'll just have to look for it elsewhere...
Well played sir...
Posted by: Josh | January 08, 2007 at 07:36 PM
damn fast sir...!
Posted by: el jefe | January 08, 2007 at 07:43 PM
That's some good writing. Any innuendos in there?
Posted by: Mark | January 08, 2007 at 07:57 PM
Gotta take your act on the road, man. Classic, old school humor. Where is Rickles when you need him, anyway?
Carry on your cat fight, gentlemen ;-)
Posted by: Tim | January 08, 2007 at 08:00 PM
Mark: None that I can see...
Tim: Classic? Halfway thru a glass of Ridge 2002 Nervo Zin I realized I had almost redone Nixon's "Checkers" speech...
And Rickles is never there when you need him, is he? What's that about?
Posted by: el jefe | January 08, 2007 at 09:06 PM
Ah, the claws have come out!
Thanks for the laugh, my co-workers are all looking at me as I burst out laughing while reading this. Apparently fun is not allowed at my workplace.
Posted by: Megan | January 09, 2007 at 04:25 AM
Come on...everyone knows the best place to find young, hot pussy is the internet.
Visit www.petfinder.com!!!
Posted by: Lenn | January 09, 2007 at 07:48 AM
Megan - I suggest you get a winery job. Interview them carefully to make sure they are actually fun before you offer them the chance to hire you!
Lenn - Indeed! Perhaps this post and comments will inspire someone to create a pet adoption center in Second Life... (Do they have supermarkets in Second Life?)
Posted by: el jefe | January 09, 2007 at 09:49 AM
Anybody like really old, well-trained pussy? We have an 18 year old male cat who sleeps 20 hours a day and moews the remaining 4. All reasonable offers considered.
Posted by: johng | January 09, 2007 at 10:44 AM
Hey, ya hockey puck!
Posted by: Don Rickles | January 09, 2007 at 11:08 AM
hey John - nothing wrong with old pussy. They know where everything is, and they're always so grateful...
Crapgame! How ya doin' man?
Posted by: el jefe | January 10, 2007 at 12:03 AM
When Tom has the 2008 American Wine Blog Awards, I'm nominating this for "Funniest" blog post of the year. Seriously, I don't know what could top it.
Jeff
Posted by: Jeff | January 12, 2007 at 06:55 PM