A few of you have asked "What if I work from home?" Good question! If home is where you work, then take your Rubber Chicken to that part of the house - and if he or she** is already there, so much the better!
Likewise, if you work on the road (or railroad!), then take your Rubber Chicken with you. And if you have one of those cool "Dirty Jobs", so much the better!
We've also been asked "What if I am between jobs?" This one may take some creativity - here are some ideas to start with:
- take your Rubber Chicken to the Unemployment Office;
- take your Rubber Chicken when you go to picket outside a movie studio;
- take your Rubber Chicken to where your spouse or a friend works;
- take your Rubber Chicken to where you used to work (respect any restraining orders, however);
- take your Rubber Chicken to a place you think you would like to work (they might just hire you on the spot - who knows?)
This little contest is all about creativity, so don't be afraid to push the envelope!
** The subject of Rubber Chicken sexing will be left for a later time - MUCH later I suspect!
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