Here's a Festivus Carol that just popped into my head...

By all means, suggest improvements or new (Co)stanzas!

Festivus is Here (sung to the tune of "Christmas Time is Here," from "A Charlie Brown Christmas")

Festivus is here

Miracles and jeers

Raise the pole and curse the cold

This lousy time of year

Family in your hair

Grouches everywhere

Drunken times and cheap red wines

And grievances to air

Here is Festivus

For the rest of us

Feats of strength to any length

And acrimonious**

Festivus is here

We'll be downing beers

Oh, that we might never see

A Festivus next year...

**Hey, I worked hard for that one!

Comments

[guinnessslover]

Brilliant! Brilliant? Brilliant!